Posted by Kutieng on October 12, 2004 at 08:07:24:
Adoh, mo' skia-kia nyam tension bua' klakal otto dek atan tian itih neh bo'ow, suo-suo eh koyuh dek serious sija eh! Pak doii hal saai ku beh, bua' pikil otto memang doh yoh samah duoh tung nyaa dek bokoi, asal otto natong nang odop to moh ayuh, ma' to yak mit otin koda dek nang nyaa.
Okay! Posting pasal silita Pak Plonuk duoh Sino Doot itih pakai to ngibul otin sija eh beh! Memang bogo joke dek sok internet pak eh joke dek muno doh yoh daang setting Bidayuh. Simo nyek tanon joke dek muno dek sumuk-babai to' la'an eh kedoh keh suwa towoh!
Okay! Pak Plonuk itih idip dek kawasan tolun dek bogo do'ot eh. Plonuk akan kulang danoh neh. Ni onu Pak Plonuk ponu-ponu ju yoh mo' bidapod duoh onak do'ot dek limang boli do'ot. Plonuk mo' sikien leh sino do'ot, nang inn eh, "Ki sok sino muk?" Onak do'ot nyawot nang sino eh doii daang boli. "Kaki sok eh odi?" inn Pak Plonuk. "A'an eh keh" inn onak do'ot nyawot eh. "Doii wat eh bo'ow, pakkeh simo sino muk oggi dati mua' geh" inn Pak Plonuk. Singumi tiak takal sino do'ot palik onak eh mo' tanon no'o eh nang Pak Plonuk odi kalik odop eh neh!
Bah, onu dek nikan aluo wat inoh geh akal Pak Plonuk itih neh. Bikulang sikien inn inoh-inoh geh. Onak do'ot tuong wat inoh geh yoh nyawot eh. Singumi tuong wat inoh geh onak do'ot tanon dek sino eh.
Ju nog sipagi onu nomol pat eh, sino do'ot di' eh jadi motak nun bua' klaki eh. Sibonal eh yoh yak bidapod duoh Pak Plonuk. Yoh mo' bisukan da'ang longah. Tok-tok geh sodang tian eh puos mun Pak Plonuk. Gituong eh nang "Ki sok sino muk?", dik jupot onak do'ot nyawot eh, tuuu mun sino do'ot bitabum sok longah, "ONI WAT ????" inn eh. Plonuk itih gogoh manah bih. Maklum eh sino do'ot gomuk man bua' klaki, bijabieh bului eh inn nyaa nang eh. Plonuk doii kajon-kajon tiak, ju bikoduh laju ka'ang tolun. Sino do'ot bilajah duoh eh nik tolun-tolun. Pak eh akan plonuk itih batang laju geh bo'ow. Asal plonuk ngilokid, sino do'ot ngilokid geh. Asal Plonuk bisiluot botang yoh bisiluot geh tolu nang plonuk yang ju'uoh sok odop eh.
Pak eh puan nyek leh akal plonuk itih neh. Suok mun yoh molot ka'ang uwuoh botang koyuh dek mok moduo', suok geh mun sino do'ot nun' eh, pak eh plonuk, ngan polong eh isok, dapod yoh luwah so nyuong koyuh inoh. Todah bih, sino do'ot mo' lokat dek nyuong uwuoh koyuh inoh.
Akan eh koyuh dek wat itih leh dek kalik plonuk itih neh. Ju yoh mo' dik eh sa'at piluang bo'ow. Maklum leh asong eh kaal inn nyaa nang eh! Nyam asong nebi (Navy) jak eh inn nyaa. Yoh mok kloja leh sino do'ot itih sok lubat eh. Do'ot inn oni kuwiek yak lawan plonuk nak eh ponai kawo' eh neh sobab yoh mo' gago dano. Apa boleh buat yoh naan sija eh leh.
Wat itih dop eh wat silita uuh eh neh. Yoh dop eh ngan onak do'ot takal eh aluo' isit yoh oggi juli' eh neh! Tok bih! Onak do'ot dek aluo iso' bijuli' (stripe) mun juli' plonuk mun eh.
Ju sunih onu tiak oggi leh plonuk itih mowah ke limang boli do'ot itih neh. Ju yoh mo' ngatiek-ngatiek sino do'ot lagi da'ang eh ngilokid-ngilokid. Onak do'ot nang inn eh, "Nok, nok suba ingan ninga mun ngigieg plonuk inih!,". ",b>Ma' inn inoh beh! Dea pingoma muk dop eh nih neh!" inn sino do'ot nang eh. "Dea yoh odda oku blajah duoh odop eh dop eh neh!," inn sino do'ot lagi. "Pakkeh, oku tanon dek ingan, kuok-kuok nyeh blajah duoh plonuk neh!, inn sino do'ot. "Oni wat?" inn onak do'ot. "Doii otto ta'an ngajah eh bih" inn sino do'ot
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